Funny sayings to start the day
1. "I woke up this morning, and I think I'm still asleep. Either that or my reality check bounced."
2. "I'm not a morning person. I'm a coffee person."
3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a not-a-morning-person person."
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a not-a-morning-person-until-I've-had-my-coffee person."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a give-me-five-more-minutes person."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a hit-snooze-10-times person."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a don't-talk-to-me-until-I've-had-my-coffee person."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a my-alarm-clock-is-my-enemy person."
9. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a why-is-the-sun-so-bright person."
10. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a where's-the-caffeine person."
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