Funny sayings toilet paper

1. "I'm on a roll, just like this toilet paper."

2. "I'm feeling wiped out, just like this roll of toilet paper."

3. "Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes."

4. "I'm on a roll, just like this toilet paper dispenser."

5. "I'm feeling unroll-y today, just like this toilet paper."

6. "I'm feeling like a square peg in a round hole, just like this toilet paper roll."

7. "I'm feeling like a roll model, just like this toilet paper."

8. "I'm feeling like I'm on a roll, just like this toilet paper."

9. "I'm feeling like I'm on a roll, just like this toilet paper dispenser."

10. "I'm feeling like I'm on a roll, just like this toilet paper holder."

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