Funny sayings wallpaper
Here are a few funny sayings that would make great wallpaper:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist with attitude."
9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
10. "I'm not perfect, but I'm limited edition."
Above is Funny sayings wallpaper.
1. Love is not just a feeling, it's a choice we make every day. Happy Propose Day!2. On this special day, I want to ask you to be mine forever. Will you be my partner in all of life's adventures?3. I never knew what true happiness was until I met you. Will you make me the happiest person in the
1. Heads or tails, fate prevails.2. In the air, luck is there.3. Flip the coin, let destiny join.4. Heads up, luck's cup.5. Tails never fails.6. Heads for success, tails for rest.7. The flip of a coin, a choice purloin.8. Heads high, dreams fly.9. Tails low, time to go.10. In the
1. Thank you for the birthday wishes! Your kind words made my day extra special.2. I am truly grateful for all the birthday love and wishes. Thank you!3. Your birthday wishes warmed my heart. Thank you for making my day so memorable.4. I feel so blessed to have friends/family like you who rem
1. I'm on a whole 'nother level of peace.2. I'm not a human, I'm a demon in disguise.3. I'm in my own world, don't interrupt my peace.4. I'm not a rapper, I'm an artist.5. I'm too rare to die.6. I'm not a star, I'm a whole planet.7. I'm not a regular person, I'm a rockstar.8. I'm livi
1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity.4. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?5. I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than you.6.
1. If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you.2. Know what is in front of your face, and what is hidden from you will be disclosed to you. For there is nothing hidden that wi
1. Luck is when preparation meets opportunity, and I was prepared to love you. 2. I must have done something right in a past life to be so lucky in love with you. 3. Love is not just a stroke of luck, but a choice we make every day. 4. Finding you was like finding a four-leaf clover in a fiel
1. To my precious daughter, on your special day, may all your dreams and wishes come true. Happy birthday!2. You are the light of my life, my dear daughter. Wishing you a birthday filled with love, joy, and laughter.3. Happy birthday to my beautiful daughter. May your day be as bright and wonde
1. Cleanliness is next to godliness. - John Wesley2. A clean house is a sign of a wasted life. - Unknown3. Cleanliness is the hallmark of perfect standards and the best quality inspector is the conscience. - J. R. D. Tata4. Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neigh
1. Choose your thoughts carefully. They are the seeds of your actions. - Unknown2. The choices you make today will shape your tomorrow. - Unknown3. Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar4. You are free to choose, but you are not free from the consequences of your choice. - Unk