Funny sayings wallpapers for desktop
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just naturally witty."
9. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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1. Health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being, and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity. - World Health Organization2. The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil3. To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind stron
1. To my loving husband, every day with you feels like a celebration of our love. Happy anniversary!2. Through the ups and downs, you have always been my rock. Here's to many more years of love and happiness together.3. I am grateful every day for the love and joy you bring into my life. Happy
1. A man's home is his castle. - English proverb2. Buy land, they're not making it anymore. - Mark Twain3. Real estate cannot be lost or stolen, nor can it be carried away. Purchased with common sense, paid for in full, and managed with reasonable care, it is about the safest investment in the
1. Stay soft and sweet, even when life gets tough.2. Sometimes it's okay to melt a little and let your emotions show.3. Be like a marshmallow - strong on the outside, soft on the inside.4. Just like a marshmallow, it's okay to be a little gooey sometimes.5. Life is better with marshmallows
1. You teach people how to treat you by what you allow, what you stop, and what you reinforce. - Tony Gaskins2. You deserve to be treated as if you are important because you are. - Unknown3. Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option. - Mark Twain4. You
Here are some sayings of the Ahlulbayt (the family of the Prophet Muhammad):1. The best of deeds is that which is done consistently, even if it is small. - Imam Ali (AS)2. The most complete of believers in faith are those with the best character. - Imam Ali (AS)3. The best of people is he whose