Funny sayings when its hot
1. "It's so hot, I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with oven mitts."
2. "It's so hot, I saw a chicken lay an omelette."
3. "It's so hot, I'm sweating like a snowman in summer."
4. "It's so hot, I'm considering moving to the North Pole for some relief."
5. "It's so hot, I saw a dog chasing after the ice cream truck."
6. "It's so hot, I'm pretty sure my shadow just asked for sunscreen."
7. "It's so hot, I could fry an egg on the sidewalk... if I had the energy to get up and do it."
8. "It's so hot, I'm melting faster than the Wicked Witch of the West."
9. "It's so hot, even the mosquitoes are carrying water bottles."
10. "It's so hot, I'm starting to think the sun is just a giant heat lamp."
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