Funny sayings when things go wrong

1. "Well, that didn't go as planned. Time to improvise!"

2. "When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate."

3. "I guess I should have consulted my crystal ball before making that decision."

4. "Looks like I accidentally hit the 'chaos' button instead of the 'smooth sailing' button."

5. "Well, that was a spectacular display of how not to do things."

6. "If at first you don't succeed, call it a practice round."

7. "I think I just set a new record for how many things can go wrong in one day."

8. "I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry, so I'll just do a little bit of both."

9. "I must have missed the memo on how to make a simple task incredibly complicated."

10. "Just when I thought I had it all figured out, the universe decided to throw me a curveball."

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