Funny sayings when you cross the graduation stage
1. "I finally have a degree in hand and a whole lot of student debt!"
2. "I can now add 'professional procrastinator' to my resume."
3. "I survived all-nighters, group projects, and cafeteria food - bring on the real world!"
4. "I'm officially a graduate - watch out world, here I come!"
5. "I may have a diploma, but I still can't fold a fitted sheet."
6. "I'd like to thank coffee, Google, and my parents for getting me through this."
7. "I'm one step closer to becoming a real adult... or so they say."
8. "I've mastered the art of bullshitting my way through presentations - thanks, college!"
9. "I'm now qualified to complain about the 'good old days' of college."
10. "I'm ready to take on the world with my degree and a whole lot of student loan debt!"
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