1. "Gotta drop the kids off at the pool!"
2. "Time to visit the porcelain throne."
3. "I've got a turtle head poking out."
4. "Gotta make a run for the border."
5. "Releasing the Kraken!"
6. "I'm about to birth a food baby."
7. "Launching a brown torpedo."
8. "Time to lay some cable."
9. "I've got a code brown situation."
10. "Making a pit stop at the loo."
Above is Funny sayings when you have to poop.
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