Funny sayings when you hurt
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
2. "I guess pain is just weakness leaving the body...right?"
3. "I didn't choose the bruise life, the bruise life chose me."
4. "I bend so I don't break...literally."
5. "I'm not crying, I'm just watering my battle scars."
6. "I'm like a superhero, except instead of a cape, I have band-aids."
7. "Pain is just a reminder that I'm still alive...unfortunately."
8. "I'm not injured, I'm just practicing my dramatic falls."
9. "I'm not a klutz, I'm just a professional at finding new ways to hurt myself."
10. "I'm a walking disaster, but at least I'm entertaining."
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