Funny sayings when your been in a accident
1. "Well, that was a real bumper-to-bumper experience!"
2. "I guess my car wanted a little more airtime than just on the road."
3. "Who knew my car had a secret talent for gymnastics?"
4. "I always wanted to be in a movie, but I didn't expect it to be a crash scene."
5. "I guess my car and I were just trying to break the ice with that other driver."
6. "I always knew my driving was electrifying, but I didn't mean it literally."
7. "I think my car was auditioning for a demolition derby without telling me."
8. "Well, at least my car got a free makeover from that collision."
9. "I guess my car wanted to try out for the 'Fast and Furious' franchise."
10. "I always wanted to be a stunt driver, but I didn't expect it to happen on my way to work."
Above is Funny sayings when your been in a accident.
1. Life is a journey, not a destination.2. The road to success is always under construction.3. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.4. Not all who wander are lost.5. The road less traveled is often the most rewarding.6. Keep your eyes on the road ahead, but don't forg
1. May the sun shine warm upon your face. - Irish blessing2. There's no need to fear the sun, for it shines on the righteous and the wicked alike. - Irish proverb3. Sunshine is the best medicine. - Irish saying4. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Irish proverb5. The sun doe
Sure, please provide me with the saying you would like me to edit.
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. A penny saved is a penny earned.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. The early bird catches the worm.5. A stitch in time saves nine.6. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.7. Better late than never.8. All good things must come to an
1. Swag is not something you wear, it's something you are. 2. Keep your head high, your bow tie higher, and your swag at its peak. 3. Swagger is not about what you wear, it's about how you wear it. 4. Confidence is silent, insecurities are loud. Swag speaks for itself. 5. Don't chase the sw
1. Life is like a box of crayons, full of vibrant colors waiting to be used.2. Crayons are like magic wands, turning a blank page into a colorful masterpiece.3. In a world full of black and white, be a crayon and add some color.4. Crayons may be small, but they have the power to create big, b
1. Time to haul out the boat and prepare for the winter ahead.2. Fall is here, time to pull the boat out of the water and tuck her in for the season.3. As the leaves change, it's time to haul the boat out and give her some TLC.4. Fall haul out: getting the boat ready for its winter slumber.5
1. Forever in our hearts2. Gone but never forgotten3. In loving memory4. Rest in peace5. Always in our thoughts6. Forever loved, forever missed7. In God's hands8. Until we meet again9. Cherished memories live on10. A life well lived
1. A partner in crime is worth more than gold. 2. Together we're unstoppable, partners in crime. 3. Two hearts, one mission - partners in crime. 4. In this crazy world, I'm glad to have you as my partner in crime. 5. We may not always play by the rules, but we make a great team - partners i
1. Groovy, man!2. Far out!3. Right on!4. Peace and love, baby.5. Don't be a square.6. Keep on truckin'.7. Can you dig it?8. Make love, not war.9. Let your freak flag fly.10. That's outta sight!