Funny sayings with eggs
1. "I'm not cracked, I'm just a little scrambled."
2. "I'm egg-static to see you!"
3. "I'm not yolking around, this is serious."
4. "I'm egg-cited for the weekend!"
5. "I'm just trying to keep it sunny side up."
6. "I'm not hard-boiled, I'm just a little tough."
7. "I'm egg-stremely egg-cited about breakfast."
8. "I'm not poaching, I'm just trying to be egg-ceptional."
9. "I'm egg-stremely egg-stravagant with my puns."
10. "I'm not egg-saggerating, this is egg-actly how I feel."
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