1. "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... with two."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to find the floor with my two feet."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for when I really need it... like in two minutes."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that... in two seconds?"
Above is Funny sayings with the word two in them.
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Better late than never.3. A penny for your thoughts.4. All's fair in love.
1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged.5. I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone.6. I'm not a morning person, I'm a
1. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. - Willy Wonka2. So shines a good deed in a weary world. - Willy Wonka3. We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Willy Wonka4. There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. - Willy Wonka5. We a
1. Although no words can really help to ease the loss you bear, just know that you are very close in every thought and prayer.2. May the love of those around you help you through the days ahead.3. I am deeply sorry for your loss. May you find comfort in the memories you shared together.4. You
1. In this life now, you kill or you die. Or you die and you kill.2. We are the walking dead.3. Fight the dead, fear the living.4. You're either the butcher or the cattle.5. The world is ours, and we know how to take it.6. We don't kill the living.7. We survive this by pulling together,
1. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy birthday!2. Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say. Happy birthday!3. You're not getting older, you're getting better. Happy birthday!4. Aging like fine wine, getting better with time. Happy birthday
1. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. - Mark Twain2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs4. The future
1. All gave some, some gave all.2. Death before dishonor.3. For those who have fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.4. The only easy day was yesterday.5. We do not mourn the fallen, we honor them.6. In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.7. They may take ou
1. Rolling in the weeds, feeling free as a breeze.2. Weed is the spice of life, roll it up and take a puff.3. Inhale the good vibes, exhale the stress.4. Weed: nature's remedy for a hectic world.5. High on life, higher on weed.6. Blaze a trail with a joint in hand.7. Elevate your mind,
1. Floss like a boss!2. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.3. A toothache is just a drill sergeant trying to get your attention.4. Brushing your teeth is like a workout for your mouth.5. I'm not a dentist, but I can see you're in need of some fillings.6. Don't for