Funny sayings yes to wedding invitations
"Marriage: the only war where you sleep with the enemy."
Above is Funny sayings yes to wedding invitations.
"Marriage: the only war where you sleep with the enemy."
Above is Funny sayings yes to wedding invitations.
1. There's no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing. - Sir Ranulph Fiennes2. In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus3. Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and
1. At 65, you're not old, you're just a classic!2. 65 and still alive! That's something to celebrate.3. Happy 65th birthday! You're now officially a vintage model.4. 65 is the new 45... at least that's what we'll keep telling ourselves!5. Congratulations on reaching 65! Now you can official
1. I'm not a regular alpaca, I'm a cool alpaca.2. I'm not spitting, I'm just expressing myself.3. I'm too fabulous to be fleeced.4. I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for important alpaca activities.5. I'm not a drama llama, I'm a chill alpaca.6. I'm not just fluffy, I'm fabulous
1. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.2. Hotter than a two-dollar pistol.3. Heat of the moment.4. Burning the candle at both ends.5. In the heat of the battle.6. Sweating bullets.7. Feeling the heat.8. Hotter than a jalapeño.9. Heat wave.10. Fire in the belly.
1. Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted. - Matthew 5:42. The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit. - Psalm 34:183. Weeping may endure for a night, but joy comes in the morning. - Psalm 30:54. Cast your burden on the Lord, and he will
1. Stay in your cell and your cell will teach you everything. - Abba Moses2. Do not be always wanting everything to turn out as you think it should, but rather as God pleases, then you will be undisturbed and thankful in your prayer. - Abba Nilus3. The true monk is one who is troubled about his
1. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Benjamin Franklin2. I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway3. Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra4. I feel bad for people who don't d
1. Age is just a number.2. With age comes wisdom.3. You're only as old as you feel.4. Age before beauty.5. The older, the wiser.6. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.7. Age mellows us all.8. Youth is wasted on the young.9. Age is a state of mind.10. The best is yet to come.
1. Life is short, eat dessert first.2. Coffee: because adulting is hard.3. Espresso yourself.4. But first, coffee.5. Rise and grind.6. Coffee is always a good idea.7. Caffeine and kindness.8. Sip happens.9. Stay grounded.10. Coffee, the most important meal of the day.
1. Dance like no one is watching.2. Let the rhythm move you.3. In samba, every step is a celebration.4. Feel the beat in your heart.5. Samba is not just a dance, it's a way of life.6. Embrace the energy of the music.7. Samba is the language of the soul.8. Let your body speak through t