Funny science sayings
1. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
2. "I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction."
3. "Why do biologists always carry a map? In case they get lost in their own genes."
4. "I would tell you a joke about physics, but I'm not sure it would land well."
5. "I have a joke about Schroedinger's cat, but it may be both funny and not funny at the same time."
6. "Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems."
7. "I asked the geologist if he was a rock star. He said he was more of a sedimentary kind of guy."
8. "A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. He says, 'No, I'm traveling light.'"
9. "Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs."
10. "I would make a chemistry pun, but all the good ones argon."
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