Funny scientific sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
2. "I have a lot of potential, it's just not kinetic yet."
3. "I'm not a nerd, I'm just intellectually gifted."
4. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just in a state of quantum superposition."
5. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm conducting a study on the effects of delayed gratification."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the laws of gravity."
7. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just conducting an experiment on memory retention."
8. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative spatial dimensions."
9. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just striving for optimal efficiency."
10. "I'm not talking to myself, I'm just having a scientific discussion with my inner monologue."
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One ambiguous saying of Jesus is found in Matthew 10:34-36, where he says, Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn 'a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-
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