Funny seat sayings
1. "If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy in my favorite seat."
3. "This seat is reserved for someone who is too tired to stand."
4. "I may not be a queen, but this is definitely my throne."
5. "I'm not just sitting, I'm strategically recharging my energy."
6. "This seat comes with a complimentary butt imprint."
7. "I'm not hogging the seat, I'm just preventing it from feeling lonely."
8. "I'm not addicted to sitting, I'm just committed to comfort."
9. "Sitting here is my way of taking a stand... against standing."
10. "This seat is my happy place, please do not disturb the peace."
Above is Funny seat sayings.
1. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.2. Don't count the days, make the days count.3. In a world where you can be anything, be kind.4. Life is a journey, not a race.5. Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.6. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.7. Hap
1. Roll with the punches.2. Roll out the red carpet.3. Roll up your sleeves.4. Rolling in dough.5. Rolling in the deep.6. Let the good times roll.7. Rolling in the right direction.8. Rolling with the tide.9. Rolling in the hay.10. Rolling in the deep.
1. El que mucho abarca, poco aprieta. (He who tries to do too much, accomplishes little.)2. No por mucho madrugar amanece más temprano. (Getting up early doesn't make the sun rise any sooner.)3. El que no tiene de congoja, tiene de calabaza. (He who doesn't have sorrow, has pumpkins.)4. Camar
1. As useful as a screen door on a submarine.2. Not worth a hill of beans.3. About as valuable as a chocolate teapot.4. As pointless as a screen door on a spaceship.5. Not worth the paper it's printed on.6. As useful as a screen door on a barn.7. About as valuable as a broken pencil.8.
1. And among His signs is that He created for you mates from among yourselves, that you may dwell in tranquility with them, and He has put love and mercy between your hearts. Verily in that are signs for those who reflect. (Quran 30:21)2. The best of you are those who are best to their wives. (H
1. A wolf in sheep's clothing2. Clothes make the man3. Putting on a brave face4. Hiding in plain sight5. Masking the truth6. Playing the part7. Camouflaging intentions8. Wearing a false front9. Covering one's tracks10. Donning a disguise
1. Gag me with a spoon - used to express disgust or disbelief2. Totally tubular - used to describe something cool or awesome3. Radical, dude! - used to express excitement or approval4. As if! - used to show skepticism or disbelief5. Bodacious - used to describe something impressive or rema
1. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.2. Life is short, so make the most of every moment.3. Success is not about how much you have, but how much you give.4. Don't wait for opportunities, create them.5. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.6. Be the change you wish t
1. May your days be merry and bright!2. Tis the season to be jolly!3. Christmas magic is in the air.4. Wishing you peace, love, and joy this holiday season.5. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!6. Believe in the magic of Christmas.7. Merry everything and happy always.8. Jingle all
One possible crossword clue for gospel sayings could be parables.