Funny secret sayings
1. "I put the 'fun' in dysfunctional."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
7. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist with attitude."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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1. The lines on your palm do not determine your fate, your actions do.2. Palm lines may show possibilities, but it is your choices that shape your future.3. The strength of your character is not written in your palm lines, but in your heart.4. Don't let the lines on your palm limit your poten
Here are some funny sayings that could be on Campbell's soup labels:1. Warning: May cause sudden cravings for more soup.2. Soup-erheroes eat Campbell's.3. In case of emergency, break open this can of soup.4. Soup-er delicious, soup-er easy.5. Soup-ercharge your day with Campbell's.6. Soup
Sure! Here are some Friday sayings along with some pictures:1. Friday: The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. - Unknown2. Cheers to the weekend! May your Friday be short and your weekend be long. - Unknown3. It's Friday, time to go mak
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