Funny selfish quotes and sayings

1. "I'm not selfish, I'm just looking out for number one...me."

2. "I'm not selfish, I'm just self-focused."

3. "I'm not selfish, I'm just really good at taking care of myself."

4. "I'm not selfish, I'm just practicing self-love."

5. "I'm not selfish, I'm just making sure I get what I want."

6. "I'm not selfish, I'm just really good at putting myself first."

7. "I'm not selfish, I'm just a pro at looking out for myself."

8. "I'm not selfish, I'm just really good at prioritizing my own needs."

9. "I'm not selfish, I'm just really good at taking care of me, myself, and I."

10. "I'm not selfish, I'm just an expert at putting myself above all else."

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Not a chance sayings

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Halloween thank you sayings for teachers

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Ostrich sayings

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Doodlebug sayings

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Mlk jr sayings

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Business anniversary card sayings

1. Congratulations on reaching another milestone in your business journey. Here's to many more successful years ahead!2. Wishing you continued success and prosperity as you celebrate another year in business. Happy anniversary!3. Cheers to [number of years] of hard work, dedication, and success

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Valentines card sayings

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