Funny senior sayings for shirts
1. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."
2. "Senior citizen, more like senior sass-izen."
3. "I'm not retired, I'm just getting started."
4. "Age is just a number, and mine is unlisted."
5. "Senior moment in progress, please stand by."
6. "I'm not old, I'm a recycled teenager."
7. "Senior by age, but young at heart."
8. "Senior and still slaying it."
9. "I'm not old, I'm vintage."
10. "Senior citizen discount? I prefer the senior citizen attitude."
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