Funny sheriff sayings

1. "I'm the sheriff around these parts, and I ain't horsin' around!"

2. "You mess with the bull, you get the sheriff's horns!"

3. "I'm the law in these parts, and I've got a six-shooter and a sense of humor!"

4. "I'm the sheriff, and I've got more badges than you've got brain cells!"

5. "I'm the sheriff, and I've seen more showdowns than a saloon door!"

6. "I'm the sheriff, and I've got a badge, a gun, and a whole lot of sass!"

7. "I'm the sheriff, and I've got a quick draw and a quicker wit!"

8. "I'm the sheriff, and I've got more grit than a spittoon in a dusty saloon!"

9. "I'm the sheriff, and I've got more swagger than a rodeo cowboy on a winning streak!"

10. "I'm the sheriff, and I've got a posse of one – me, myself, and I!"

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Back to school candy bar sayings

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Six degrees of separation sayings

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