Funny shirt sayings for couples
1. "I'm with stupid" (with an arrow pointing to your partner)
2. "I stole his heart... and his last name"
3. "I'm her lobster" (a reference to Friends)
4. "He's my better half... most of the time"
5. "I'm the peanut butter to his jelly"
6. "I'm the cheese to her macaroni"
7. "We go together like drunk and disorderly"
8. "I'm the beauty, he's the beast"
9. "I'm his Mrs. Always Right"
10. "I'm the boss... but she has the remote"
Above is Funny shirt sayings for couples.
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