Funny shirt sayings for friends
1. "I'm the friend who always has your back...and your snacks."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. Again."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a regular friend, I'm a cool friend."
5. "I may be a bad influence, but at least I'm fun."
6. "I'm the friend who will always tell you the truth...eventually."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm not an evening person. I'm just not a person."
8. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
9. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
10. "I'm not a regular friend, I'm your weirdo friend."
Above is Funny shirt sayings for friends.
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