1. "I run so I can eat more pizza"
2. "Will run for tacos"
3. "Sweat is just fat crying"
4. "I'm only a morning person on race day"
5. "Running late is my cardio"
6. "Run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you"
7. "I run because punching people is frowned upon"
8. "Running: Cheaper than therapy"
9. "I'm not a fast runner, I'm just faster than my couch"
10. "My sport is your sport's punishment"
Above is Funny shirt sayings for runners.
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