Funny shocker sayings
1. "I'm so shocked, I might need to call an electrician!"
2. "That news hit me like a bolt of lightning!"
3. "I'm as surprised as a toaster in a bathtub!"
4. "Well, that was a shock to the system!"
5. "I'm feeling more voltage than a power plant right now!"
6. "I'm so stunned, I might need to be grounded!"
7. "I'm as shocked as a hairdryer in the bathtub!"
8. "That revelation was more shocking than a faulty wiring!"
9. "I'm electrified with surprise!"
10. "I'm as stunned as a squirrel on a power line!"
Above is Funny shocker sayings.
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