Funny shoe sayings

1. "I have too many shoes," said no one ever.

2. "Life is short, buy the shoes."

3. "I'm not addicted to shoes, we're just in a committed relationship."

4. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was trying on shoes."

5. "Shoes speak louder than words."

6. "Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life."

7. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy shoes, and that's kind of the same thing."

8. "I have enough shoes," said no shoe lover ever.

9. "My favorite exercise is running to the shoe store."

10. "I like big shoes and I cannot lie."

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It's cold as sayings

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Clever autism sayings

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