Funny shopping quotes and sayings
1. "I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist." - Tammy Faye Bakker
2. "I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping," said no woman ever.
3. "Shopping is my cardio." - Carrie Bradshaw
4. "Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping." - Bo Derek
5. "I could give up shopping, but I'm not a quitter."
6. "Shopping is my therapy."
7. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
8. "I shop, therefore I am."
9. "Life is short, buy the shoes."
10. "I have too many clothes," said no one ever.
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