Funny short christmas sayings
1. "Santa saw your Instagram, you're getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas."
2. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
3. "Christmas is a time for giving, so I gave you a warning to stay off the naughty list."
4. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
5. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear... or just buying everyone wine."
6. "I'm dreaming of a beach Christmas, with a Pina Colada in hand."
7. "All I want for Christmas is you... to stop talking about your diet."
8. "Christmas calories don't count, right?"
9. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
10. "This Christmas, let's be naughty and save Santa the trip."
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