Funny shot sayings
1. "I'm not a bad shot, I just have a wide target range."
2. "I shoot like a stormtrooper - lots of effort, minimal accuracy."
3. "My aim is so bad, I could miss a barn from the inside."
4. "I'm a sharpshooter... if the target is the broad side of a barn."
5. "I shoot first, ask questions later... mainly because I miss the target."
6. "My shots are like my jokes - they miss the mark."
7. "I aim for the stars, but usually hit the ground."
8. "I'm a straight shooter... just not a very accurate one."
9. "My shots have a mind of their own... and they usually miss."
10. "I'm a shooting star - I shine bright but disappear quickly."
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