1. "I'm just a little shrimp in a big pond."
2. "Don't be shellfish, share the shrimp!"
3. "Shrimpin' ain't easy."
4. "I'm feeling a little shell-shocked today."
5. "You're the shrimp to my cocktail sauce."
6. "Shrimply the best!"
7. "I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it...especially shrimp."
8. "Keep calm and shrimp on."
9. "Don't be a shrimp, be a prawn."
10. "Life's too short to say no to shrimp."
Above is Funny shrimp sayings.
1. Weed is not a drug, it's a plant. Therefore, I am not a drug dealer, I am a florist. 2. Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit. 3. Weed is a plant, so technically, I'm a gardener. 4. When life gives you lemons, trade them for weed. 5. I smoke weed because my doctor said I need more gr
Here are some famous quotes attributed to John F. Kennedy:1. Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.2. Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.3. Efforts and courage are not enough without p
1. I'm not sweating, I'm just shining with effort.2. I'm not sweating, I'm just leaking awesome sauce.3. I'm not sweating, I'm just crying tears of hard work.4. I'm not sweating, I'm just exuding determination.5. I'm not sweating, I'm just giving my fat cells a workout.6. I'm not sweating
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
Here are some examples of dumb sayings:1. It's raining cats and dogs.2. I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.3. Don't cry over spilled milk.4. You can't have your cake and eat it too.5. A penny for your thoughts.6. It's like finding a needle in a haystack.7. Actions speak louder than word
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt4. The futu
1. April showers bring May flowers.2. Bloom where you are planted.3. Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'4. Spring is a time of new beginnings.5. Springtime is the land awakening.6. In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.7. Spring is the time of pla
1. Farewell, sweet cake! You will be missed.2. Goodbye, delicious cake. Until we meet again.3. Parting is such sweet sorrow, especially when it involves cake.4. As I bid adieu to this cake, I am filled with bittersweet emotions.5. Goodbye, cake. You brought joy to my taste buds and will be
In the depths of my heart, a sorrowful ache lingers, aching for the love that once filled its chambers. The memories of our time together haunt me, like ghosts of a love that was once so vibrant and alive. The tears that fall from my eyes are a testament to the pain that resides within me, a pain th
1. I'm not a llama, I'm an alpaca, get it right!2. I'm too fab-llama to care!3. Alpaca my bags and go on an adventure!4. I'm not spitting, I'm just expressing myself.5. I'm so fluffy, I'm gonna die!6. Alpaca lunch and then alpaca nap!7. I'm not a drama llama, I'm a chill alpaca.8. I'm