Funny sign writing sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
7. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
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1. A daughter is just a little girl who grows up to be your best friend. - Unknown2. A father holds his daughter's hand for a short while, but he holds her heart forever. - Unknown3. To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides4. A daughter may outgrow your lap, but
1. To my precious daughter on her birthday: You are the light of my life, the joy in my heart, and the reason I smile every day. Happy birthday!2. Daughter, you are a gift from above, a blessing beyond measure. May your birthday be as special as you are to me.3. On your birthday, I want you to
1. Christmas Eve, a perfect night to express affection for your family, to forgive those who failed you, and to forget past mistakes. - Unknown2. Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart... filled it, too
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1. For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. - Jeremiah 29:112. Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. - Proverbs 3:53. But those who hope in the Lord will renew t
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1. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!2. Tis the season to be jolly!3. Deck the halls with boughs of holly!4. Peace on Earth, goodwill to all.5. Jingle all the way!6. Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!7. May your days be merry and bright.8. Joy to the world, the Lord has come.9. Let it sn
1. Pow! Bang! Zap!2. Holy moly!3. Bam! Wham! Boom!4. Wowza!5. Kaboom!6. Zap! Zing! Zowie!7. Bam-a-lam!8. Ka-pow!9. Wham-o!10. Zap-tastic!
a morning without sunshine
1. Don't just say you'll try, actually try.2. It's better to try and fail than to never try at all.3. Try, try again until you succeed.4. You never know what you can achieve until you try.5. Trying is the first step towards success.6. Don't just wish for it, try for it.7. Success comes