Funny signature sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a superhero, but I am pretty super."
10. "I'm not perfect, but my signature is."
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1. Adventure awaits, coffee first.2. Rise and shine, it's camping time.3. Life is better around the campfire.4. Take a hike and enjoy the view.5. Coffee and nature, the perfect blend.6. Camping vibes only.7. Sip, relax, and enjoy the great outdoors.8. Not all who wander are lost, some
Here are a few love you to the moon and back sayings that you can use for a printable:1. I love you to the moon and back.2. You are my moon and stars.3. My love for you is as vast as the universe.4. You are my sun, my moon, and all my stars.5. You are my everything, from here to the moon
1. A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain2. The truth is rarely pure and never simple. - Oscar Wilde3. The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with in your life is your own mind. - Unknown4. The worst thing about being lied to i
1. I'm not one to blow my own vertubenflugen.2. I've been on more laps than a napkin.3. I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo.4. I've always depended on the kindness of strangers.5. I've been having a lot of trouble with my menopause lately.6. I'm like a delicate orchid that's been t
1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single swing.2. A true champion is not defined by their wins, but by how they handle their losses.3. The ball is round, the game is long. Stay focused and patient.4. In tennis, as in life, it's not about how hard you hit the ball, but where you
Sure, here are some simplified versions of famous quotes and sayings:1. Keep it simple. 2. Just do it.3. Live in the moment.4. Love conquers all.5. Actions speak louder than words.6. Follow your heart.7. Stay positive.8. Be yourself.9. Learn from your mistakes.10. Dream big.
1. You're the highlight of my day, Valentine!2. You make my heart skip a beat, Valentine!3. You're as sweet as candy, Valentine!4. You're the apple of my eye, Valentine!5. You're a gem, Valentine!6. You light up my world, Valentine!7. You're a star in my eyes, Valentine!8. You make my
Here are a few Dothraki language sayings:1. Hash yer dothrae chek? - How are you?2. San athchomari yeraan! - Thank you very much!3. Fonas chek! - Goodbye!4. Me nem nesa. - It is known.5. Hajas! - Stop!6. Yer jalan atthirari anni. - You are the moon of my life.7. Anha vazhak
1. Haters are just confused admirers who can't understand why everyone else likes you.2. Haters don't really hate you, they hate themselves because you're a reflection of what they wish to be.3. Haters will see you walk on water and say it's because you can't swim.4. The only thing more frust
1. Get crackin'!2. Shell yeah!3. Clawsome!4. Feeling crabby?5. Keep calm and crab on.6. Crab-tastic!7. Bib up, buttercup!8. Crab legs for days.9. Don't be shellfish.10. Let's get kraken!