Funny signs tumblr sayings
1. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm barely even an evening person."
7. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
10. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just really good at sarcasm."
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1. Wishing you a season filled with joy and laughter. Season's greetings!2. May your holidays be merry and bright. Season's greetings to you and your loved ones!3. Sending warm wishes for a wonderful holiday season. Season's greetings!4. May the magic of the season fill your heart with happin
1. You are my rock, my love, my everything.2. In your arms, I have found my home.3. I fall more in love with you every day.4. You are the light of my life, my shining star.5. I am grateful every day for the love we share.6. You are my best friend, my partner in crime, my soulmate.7. Wit
1. Memento mori - Remember that you will die.2. In hoc signo vinces - In this sign, you will conquer (often associated with death as a victory over life).3. Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori - It is sweet and fitting to die for one's country.4. Veni, vidi, vici - I came, I saw, I conquere
1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. I may not be your mother, but I will always be here for you.3. You are a precious gem in my life.4. I love you to the moon and back, my dear niece.5. You make my heart smile every time I see you.6. You are a beautiful soul inside and out.7. I am
1. The only way out is through.2. Death is not the end, but a new beginning.3. In the darkness, there is always a glimmer of hope.4. The shadows hold secrets that only the brave can uncover.5. To rule the underworld is to understand the balance between light and darkness.6. Fear is a powe
1. Endurance is not just the ability to bear a hard thing, but to turn it into glory. - William Barclay2. Endurance is the crowning quality, and patience all the passion of great hearts. - James Russell Lowell3. Endurance is one of the most difficult disciplines, but it is to the one who endure
1. Another year older, but still as timeless as Mickey Mouse!2. Wishing you a magical birthday filled with laughter and joy, just like Mickey Mouse!3. Hope your birthday is as fun and cheerful as Mickey Mouse himself!4. May your special day be as bright and colorful as Mickey's iconic ears!5
1. Jumping like a grasshopper.2. Grasshopper in the grass.3. As light as a grasshopper.4. Grasshopper's leap.5. Grasshopper's chirp.6. Grasshopper's dance.7. Green as a grasshopper.8. Grasshopper's song.9. Grasshopper's flight.10. Grasshopper's hop.
1. जो अपने लिए नहीं सोचता, वह दूसरों के लिए क्या सोचेगा।2. अपने दुश्मन को उसकी भूल दिखाने का सबसे बड़ा तरीका है कि उसकी गलतियों को उसे दिखाओ।3. जो अपने लक्ष्य को पूरा करने के लिए तैयार है, उसे कोई भी रोक नहीं सकता।4. अपने विचारों को इतना मजबूत बनाओ कि वे तुम्हें गिरने नहीं दें।5. अच्छे विचा
1. Flip it like it's hot.2. Life is batter with pancakes.3. Whisk me away with pancakes.4. Stack 'em high, reach for the sky.5. I'm on a roll, pancake roll.6. Syrup-sational!7. Just keep flipping, just keep flipping.8. Pancakes: the original breakfast of champions.9. Pour decisions