Funny smart quotes and sayings

1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown

4. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot of candy." - Unknown

5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people." - Unknown

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?" - Unknown

7. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy." - Unknown

8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity." - Unknown

9. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person." - Unknown

10. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong." - Unknown

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Kitchen wallpaper sayings b and q

Here are some popular kitchen wallpaper sayings that you may find at B&Q or other home decor stores:1. Eat, Drink, and Be Merry2. Bless the Food Before Us, the Family Beside Us, and the Love Between Us3. This Kitchen is Seasoned with Love4. Good Food, Good Friends, Good Times5. The Kitchen

More painful than a funny sayings

Life is like a cactus, full of pricks but also beautiful flowers.

Try again quotes and sayings

1. Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt4. In the middle of every difficulty lies opportun

After love quotes and sayings

1. Love is not about how much you say 'I love you,' but how much you prove that it's true. 2. Love is not just a feeling, it's a choice we make every day. 3. Love is the bridge between two hearts. 4. Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King

Bengali quotes and sayings privacy

Here are some Bengali quotes and sayings related to privacy:1. ব্যক্তিগত জীবনের গোপনীয়তা অত্যন্ত মৌলিক। (Privacy in personal life is extremely essential.)2. অন্যের জীবনে হাত দিতে পারবেন, কিন্তু তাদের গোপনীয়তা ভাঙতে পারবেন না। (You can lend a hand in others' lives, but you cannot breach their p

Sayings like jesus take the wheel

1. Let go and let God.2. Put it in God's hands.3. God will provide.4. Trust in the Lord.5. God's got this.6. Surrender to the divine plan.7. God is in control.8. Have faith and let God lead.9. Give it to God and let Him handle it.10. Let God steer the ship.

Sayings for helping others

1. A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.2. In a world where you can be anything, be kind.3. No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.4. The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi5. We rise by lifting others. - Ro

Dumb sayings about life

1. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.2. Life is a rollercoaster, full of ups and downs.3. Life is a journey, not a destination.4. Life is a puzzle, you just have to find the right pieces.5. Life is a game, you win some and you lose some.6. Life is a dance, you ha

Funny quotes sayings jokes

Sure, here are some funny quotes, sayings, and jokes for you:1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.4. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.5. I'm

Combine two sayings

Actions speak louder than words, but a picture is worth a thousand words.