Funny smells like sayings
1. "That smells fishy, and not in a good way."
2. "It smells like a mix of old socks and regret."
3. "It smells like a skunk had a party in here."
4. "It smells like a combination of burnt popcorn and disappointment."
5. "It smells like someone microwaved a burrito filled with bad decisions."
6. "It smells like a mix of wet dog and expired milk."
7. "It smells like a dumpster fire on a hot summer day."
8. "It smells like someone bottled up their bad vibes and sprayed it everywhere."
9. "It smells like a mix of sweaty gym socks and leftover Chinese food."
10. "It smells like a fart in a perfume factory."
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