Funny smoking sayings
1. "I don't smoke because I'm cool, I'm cool because I smoke...just kidding, smoking is not cool."
2. "Smoking is like paying someone to kill you. They're rich, you're dead."
3. "I tried to quit smoking but the cigarettes keep finding their way back into my mouth."
4. "Smoking is the leading cause of statistics."
5. "I don't smoke to die, I smoke to prove that I'm alive."
6. "Smoking is a great way to kill time...and yourself."
7. "I don't smoke because it's bad for my health. I smoke because it's bad for your health."
8. "Smoking is like a mini vacation for your lungs...to the grave."
9. "I smoke in moderation...only when I'm awake."
10. "Smoking is my way of telling my lungs to 'just breathe less'."
Above is Funny smoking sayings.
1. With great power comes great responsibility.2. I have the power!3. Unleash your inner strength.4. Power is not given, it is taken.5. Embrace your power and own it.6. Strength is not just physical, it's mental too.7. Power is the ability to make things happen.8. You are more powerfu
1. You can't pull the wool over my eyes.2. You can't put one over on me.3. You can't snow me.4. You can't bamboozle me.5. You can't dupe me.6. You can't deceive me.7. You can't hoodwink me.8. You can't trick me.9. You can't outsmart me.10. You can't outwit me.
1. Home is where love resides, memories are created, and laughter never ends.2. There's no place like home.3. Home is not a place, it's a feeling.4. Home is the starting place of love, hope, and dreams.5. Home is the nicest word there is.6. Home is where the heart is.7. Home is where yo
1. Knowledge is power.2. I will not let anyone destroy my dream.3. I have no interest in the dreams of weaklings.4. I will not be stopped by anyone.5. I will always stand tall and proud.6. I am not afraid to face any challenge.7. I will use my intelligence to outsmart my enemies.8. I
1. Life is short, make it sweet.2. Every day is a new beginning.3. Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.4. Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.5. Embrace the journey, not just the destination.6. Believe in yourself and all that you are.7. Happiness is a c
1. A woman should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel2. I like my money right where I can see it...hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw3. Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world. - Marilyn Monroe4. Elegance is the only beauty that never fades. - Audrey Hep
1. A penny for your thoughts.2. Actions speak louder than words.3. All's fair in love and war.4. Bite the bullet.5. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.6. Every cloud has a silver lining.7. Fortune favors the bold.8. Ignorance is bliss.9. Kill two birds with one stone.10.
1. A grandparent's handprint is a lasting legacy of love.2. Grandma's handprint is a gentle reminder of the love she holds in her heart.3. Grandpa's handprint is a symbol of strength and wisdom passed down through generations.4. In the palm of a grandparent's handprint, you can feel the warmt
1. A place for everything, and everything in its place.2. Cleanliness is next to godliness.3. Home is where the heart is.4. Out of sight, out of mind.5. The devil is in the details.6. Home sweet home.7. Make yourself at home.8. A stitch in time saves nine.9. Don't cry over spilled m
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Better late than never.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. Easy come, easy go.5. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.6. All's well that ends well.7. You can't judge a book by its cover.8. When in Rome, do as the Romans do.9. The early