Funny sober sayings
1. "I'm not drunk, I'm just speaking in cursive."
2. "I'm not drunk, I'm just enhancing my personality."
3. "I'm not drunk, I'm just practicing my balance skills."
4. "I'm not drunk, I'm just embracing my inner zen."
5. "I'm not drunk, I'm just experiencing life in HD."
6. "I'm not drunk, I'm just exploring the world through sober goggles."
7. "I'm not drunk, I'm just on a natural high."
8. "I'm not drunk, I'm just on a temporary vacation from reality."
9. "I'm not drunk, I'm just a little too fabulous for alcohol to handle."
10. "I'm not drunk, I'm just channeling my inner sober superhero."
Above is Funny sober sayings.
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