Funny souther sayings
1. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
2. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
3. "She's as happy as a tick on a fat dog."
4. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound mule."
5. "He's all hat and no cattle."
6. "She's as nutty as a fruitcake."
7. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
8. "He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
9. "I'm sweating like a sinner in church."
10. "He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg."
Above is Funny souther sayings.
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