Funny southern sayings about being mad
"Well, butter my biscuit and call me a Yankee if I ain't madder than a wet hen!"
"I'm so mad I could spit nails and build a fence!"
"He's as mad as a hornet in a hailstorm!"
"She's so mad, she could chew nails and spit out a fence!"
"I'm madder than a mosquito in a mannequin factory!"
"He's as mad as a bull in a china shop!"
"She's so mad, she could kick a mule and not even feel it!"
"I'm so mad, I could cuss a blue streak and not even break a sweat!"
"He's as mad as a rattlesnake in a tumbleweed!"
"She's so mad, she could fry an egg on her forehead!"
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