Funny spa sayings
1. "Relax, refresh, rejuvenate... and try not to fall asleep in the massage chair!"
2. "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not. Treat yourself at the spa!"
3. "Inhale the good vibes, exhale the bad vibes. Ah, the power of a spa day!"
4. "Sweat is just fat crying. Let's make those fat cells weep at the sauna!"
5. "I'm a sucker for a good spa day. And by sucker, I mean I'll gladly pay for one anytime!"
6. "I don't need therapy, I just need a spa day. Same thing, right?"
7. "When life gives you lemons, trade them in for a luxurious spa treatment."
8. "I'm in a committed relationship with my spa. Sorry, not sorry."
9. "I'm too glam to give a damn, especially when I'm at the spa."
10. "I meditate, I do yoga, I chant... oh wait, no, I just go to the spa. Close enough!"
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