Funny spanish sayings about love

1. "En el amor y en la guerra, todo se vale." (In love and war, everything is fair.)

2. "El amor es ciego, pero los vecinos no." (Love is blind, but the neighbors are not.)

3. "El amor es como la gripe, se pega en cualquier parte." (Love is like the flu, it can catch you anywhere.)

4. "Amor con hambre, no dura." (Love on an empty stomach doesn't last.)

5. "En el amor, como en la guerra, todos los agujeros son trincheras." (In love, like in war, all holes are trenches.)

6. "El amor es como la salsa, si no hay picante, no tiene gracia." (Love is like sauce, if it's not spicy, it's not interesting.)

7. "El amor es como la lotería, si no arriesgas, no ganas." (Love is like the lottery, if you don't take risks, you don't win.)

8. "El amor es como un pedo, si tienes que forzarlo, probablemente sea una mierda." (Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap.)

9. "En el amor, el que se va sin que lo echen, vuelve sin que lo llamen." (In love, the one who leaves without being kicked out, comes back without being called.)

10. "El amor es como la mayonesa, si no se mezcla bien, se corta." (Love is like mayonnaise, if it's not mixed well, it separates.)

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