Funny speedo sayings
1. "Warning: Objects in speedo may appear larger than they actually are."
2. "Swim fast, look good, feel fabulous."
3. "Life is better in a speedo."
4. "My speedo is my superhero costume."
5. "Speedo: Because pants are too mainstream."
6. "I'm not just fast in the pool, I'm also fast at stealing hearts."
7. "Swim like nobody's watching, but wear a speedo just in case."
8. "Speedo: Making waves and turning heads."
9. "Real men wear speedos."
10. "Swim hard, party harder in a speedo."
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