Funny spiritual quotes sayings

1. "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." - Emo Philips

2. "I'm not sure if God has a sense of humor, but I do know that he has a great sense of irony." - Criss Jami

3. "When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for chocolate." - Unknown

4. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown

7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown

8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity." - Unknown

9. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?" - Unknown

10. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people." - Unknown

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