Funny spring cleaning sayings
1. "Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places."
2. "Spring cleaning: the time of year when you suddenly realize just how much stuff you've accumulated."
3. "Cleaning is my cardio...and my therapy."
4. "Spring cleaning: because 'out of sight, out of mind' only works for so long."
5. "I don't need a therapist, I just need a really good vacuum cleaner."
6. "Cleaning out my closet is like a trip down memory lane...if memory lane was full of dust bunnies."
7. "I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a collector of things I might need someday...maybe."
8. "Cleaning is the art of slowly moving clutter from one room to another."
9. "My idea of multitasking is cleaning while pretending I'm on a reality TV show."
10. "Spring cleaning: the only time of year when I actually consider throwing away that one sock without a match."
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