Funny state sayings
1. "Everything's bigger in Texas, including our egos."
2. "You can take the girl out of California, but you can't take the California out of the girl."
3. "In New York, we don't just walk fast, we walk with purpose."
4. "Minnesota: where the mosquitos are bigger than the lakes."
5. "Florida: where the only thing crazier than the weather is the people."
6. "Colorado: where the mountains are high and the oxygen is low."
7. "Alabama: where the sweet tea flows like a river."
8. "Oregon: where the hipsters roam free."
9. "Louisiana: where the food is spicy and the accents are spicier."
10. "Montana: where the cows outnumber the people."
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