Funny std sayings

1. "I asked my computer to help me with my STD, and it replied, 'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'"

2. "I told my doctor I had an STD, and he said, 'Well, at least it's not a computer virus!'"

3. "Having an STD is like getting a bad grade in school - it's a reminder to practice safe 'study' habits!"

4. "I may have an STD, but at least I can still laugh about it - laughter is the best medicine, right?"

5. "My STD is like a bad joke - it's not funny, but I can't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all!"

6. "They say laughter is contagious, but I'd rather not spread my STD that way!"

7. "I may have an STD, but I refuse to let it define me - I'm still the same funny, awesome person I've always been!"

8. "Living with an STD is like being in a comedy sketch - you never know what ridiculous situation you'll find yourself in next!"

9. "I've learned to find humor in the most unexpected places - like having an STD. Laughter truly is the best medicine!"

10. "Having an STD is like a bad punchline - it's awkward, uncomfortable, but you can't help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all!"

Above is Funny std sayings.

Mother sayings

1. Because I said so, that's why.2. Don't make me come in there!3. I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it.4. Do as I say, not as I do.5. I'm not just your mother, I'm also your friend.6. You'll thank me for this one day.7. I love you more than you will ever know.8.

Dog xmas gift sayings

1. Pawsitively perfect Christmas gift for your furry friend!2. Fur-tunate to have a dog like you! Merry Christmas!3. Wishing you a howling good Christmas filled with treats and toys!4. Santa Paws is coming to town! Merry Christmas to your pup!5. Deck the paws with boughs of holly, it's Chri

Filming sayings cut

Cut! - Director's command to stop filming.

Mom nice sayings

1. Home is where the heart is.2. The love of a family is life's greatest blessing.3. A mother's love knows no bounds.4. A mother's hug lasts long after she lets go.5. A mother's love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.6. A mother's love is like a beacon, gu

Nice sayings for the letters j

1. Jump for joy.2. Just keep going.3. Journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.4. Joy is the best makeup.5. Just believe in yourself.6. Journey to the stars.7. Jubilant hearts.8. Just be kind.9. Jazz up your life.10. Just be yourself.

Intelligent quotes and sayings

1. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates2. Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change. - Stephen Hawking3. The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch4. Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali5. The

Basketball sayings embroidery designs

Here are some basketball sayings that would make great embroidery designs:1. Ball is life2. Hustle and heart set us apart3. Shoot for your dreams4. Defense wins championships5. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard6. Leave it all on the court7. In basketball, as in life,

Confusing sayings military intelligence

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Pithy sayings seven little words

Actions speak louder than words, always remember.

Galaxy for life sayings

1. In a galaxy far, far away, I found my place in this universe.2. We are all stars in the same galaxy, shining brightly in our own unique way.3. May your dreams be as vast as the galaxy and your spirit as boundless as the universe.4. Like the stars in the galaxy, we are all connected by the