Funny steroid sayings
1. "I don't sweat, I sparkle... because of all the steroids."
2. "I'm not on steroids, I'm just genetically enhanced."
3. "I'm not a bodybuilder, I'm a science experiment gone right."
4. "Steroids: turning dad bods into rad bods since forever."
5. "I'm not juicing, I'm just drinking my daily dose of 'gains' juice."
6. "My muscles have muscles, thanks to my little friend called steroids."
7. "Steroids: because who needs natural when you can have supernatural?"
8. "I'm not flexing, I'm just showing off my 'roid rage."
9. "Steroids: the shortcut to gains, and possibly some anger management issues."
10. "I'm not overcompensating, I'm just over-steroid-ing."
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