Funny stock market sayings

1. "Buy low, sell high, and don't forget to laugh all the way to the bank."

2. "The stock market is like a roller coaster - it's thrilling, terrifying, and can make you want to throw up at times."

3. "Bulls make money, bears make money, but pigs get slaughtered."

4. "The only thing that goes up in a down market is stress levels."

5. "Investing in the stock market is like playing a game of chess with a blindfold on - you never know what move will come next."

6. "The stock market is the only place where you can be broke and still have money."

7. "In the stock market, the only thing that's predictable is unpredictability."

8. "If you want to make a small fortune in the stock market, start with a large one."

9. "Investing in the stock market is like gambling, but with better suits."

10. "The stock market is a place where you can lose your shirt and still have a tie."

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