Funny stock sayings

1. "Buy low, sell high, and laugh all the way to the bank."

2. "The stock market is like a roller coaster, but with more ups and downs."

3. "Investing in stocks is like playing poker, but with less bluffing and more research."

4. "Don't put all your eggs in one stock basket, unless you're really good at juggling."

5. "The only thing certain in the stock market is uncertainty, and maybe a few good laughs along the way."

6. "Investing in stocks is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get... but hopefully it's not a lemon."

7. "The stock market is a place where you can make a fortune or lose your shirt, so make sure you're wearing a good one."

8. "When in doubt, zoom out and look at the bigger stock market picture... then maybe have a good laugh at the chaos."

9. "Stocks may go up and down, but a good sense of humor is always a valuable asset."

10. "Investing in stocks is like a game of chess, but with more numbers and less checkmates."

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