Funny stripper sayings
1. "I'm not just a stripper, I'm a professional undresser."
2. "I'm here to make your dollar bills disappear, not your problems."
3. "I may not be magic, but I can make your night unforgettable."
4. "I'm not just a pole dancer, I'm a pole professional."
5. "I'm like a human ATM, except I only dispense good times."
6. "I'm not just stripping for the money, I'm stripping for the memories."
7. "I may not have a PhD, but I do have a PHD (Pole Handling Degree)."
8. "I'm not just a stripper, I'm a happiness provider."
9. "I'm not just taking off my clothes, I'm revealing my inner sparkle."
10. "I'm not just dancing, I'm performing a seductive symphony."
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