Funny stupid words or sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee enthusiast."
7. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just creating more storage space in my brain."
8. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an expert in microwave cuisine."
10. "I'm not a couch potato, I'm a professional relaxer."
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